Let’s make a floor plan for a house! How much space should we dedicate to each room? Vote to make a room larger.
Master bedroom
2nd bedroom
Guest bedroom
Bathroom 1
Bathroom 2
Kitchen
Dining room
Living room
Laundry room
Our beautiful home
after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom’s indoor swimming pool
I’ve taken it upon myself to build and furnish this house, and keep the Floorplan @woolandflax as accurate as possible to the story by @reve-nant
The first few hours I spent putting up walls and furnishing each room. I made some attempts to make it look decent.
Large living room where the sofa is too far from the television, If you want to see you’d be better off standing.
Serpentine kitchen countertop, with gourmet cooking stands for the four-star meals you can’t make without taking the gourmet cooking skill. [This room is basically what I think Masterchef looks like in my mind.]
Guest bedroom where you walk straight down a corridor to get to bed and when you fall asleep, Bob Pancake will be watching you drift to sleep. Don’t mind the shadow by the corner of the room.
Master bedroom where you also walk down a corridor and get to watch your sleep demons reflected by the mirror. The master bathroom is right next door.
A second bathroom AKA master bathroom, with an indoor swimming pool where your wife just bathed in.
Of course, can’t forget to tuck your son into solitary confinement where he can begin cultivating a healthy fear for the dark.
Played for a couple hours too long, so I decided to make a maze of sinks to reach the toilet and showers, etc. Don’t mind the dark trek back to the door.
The small dining room smooshed next to the obscenely large kitchen. And my last favorite room.
The laundry room.
i love tumblr because of the close-knit community of girls who have never gotten over anything ever not even a little
“an estranged relationship with pleasure” he would do numbers on here
i’m okay with fictional men becoming unhinged over the loves of their lives actually
Yellow headed day gecko
Thinking about his small bones
guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers
What color is this?
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