What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
*opens galaxy map*
[space shiP ZOOMING PAST]
*rushes to lower volume*
[MASS EFFECT RELAY CHARGING UP]
[SPACE SHIP TOUCHING RELAY]
HILDREN S CREAMING*
Friendly reminder to my fellow North American people: tag your spoilers on November 18th - that is, if you even somehow tear yourself away from Inquisition for long enough to make a post
Please remember all our lovely friends across the pond and beyond. Don’t spoil for them what is exciting for us. It is only a few days, we can do it! <3
It would also be really nice of you guys if you put spoilers under the Read more cut =]
…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
NOT HAVING ANYTHING PLANNED
(Please leave credit … Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ)
have you hugged your inquisitor today? remember, every inquisitor needs at least two hugs per day to function properly
This method of flirting has been passed down the Guerrin-Theirin family line for generations!
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
drinking underage like